May 9, 2010

Canton's First Friday Poetry Spectacular - May 7, 2010

Friday night's Canton First Friday show went well. A HUGE thanks to Todd and Brennis from the Second April Gallerie for not chasing us out when we ran WAY past the time the show is supposed to be wrapped up. Vince Robinson delivered an awesome set to start the night. (I'll have to get Vince booked for a Saturday Night show next year so we can get him in the podcast!)

Something new we'll be doing: Since I started emceeing this show, folks have been asking if there is some way we can get a little more exposure for the slam winners. So, starting this month, we'll have a camera rolling during the slam and video of the winners will be posted on YouTube.

This month, Kedric Wolfe placed third and first place resulted in a tie between Blu and February Luv. To try to break the tie, we had a POETRY DEATH MATCH. (Yes, that has to be all caps, it is a rule.) Unfortunately, the POETRY DEATH MATCH also resulted in a tie. Since we didn't have time to go another round, it was decided that first and second place would be left tied, and the prize money for both was split down the middle.

Did I mention that Arts in Stark provides the prize money? And that BR Square sponsored the featured poet?

Anyway, here's the video of the winners. Due to YouTube's 10 minute time limit, the POETRY DEATH MATCH was uploaded separately, and can be viewed directly below this video.





May 4, 2010

Primary Election Day

While walking in to my local polling station today to cast my ballot in the primary election, I came to a realization.  The Democrats being represented by a donkey and the Republicans by an elephant are no longer accurate portrayals of the parties.  They both need new mascots.  Here's my proposal:

DEMOCRATS:

The Democrats have become the party of pussies.  Democrats won far and wide in 2008, because we the people wanted liberal change.  They won by large margins because us, the wide majority, wanted things to move back to the left.  Not just back to the center, but to the FAR LEFT.  Then a small but vocal minority started yelling and screaming and they chickened out.  Instead of "lets do what we need to do" it became "lets try to make the other side happy, too."  Now they have accomplished NOTHING.  They proved themselves to be a bunch of PUSSIES!  So I propose that the new mascot for the Democratic party be a vagina!

REPUBLICANS:
 
If the Democrats have become the party of pussies, the Republicans are a party of dicks.  All they want to do is fuck the Democrats.  They'll fuck the Democrats over health reform, they'll fuck them over civil liberties, they'll fuck them over financial reform, the list goes on and on.  It's only appropriate that the new mascot for the Republican party be a man's phallic member.


As I wrote this, I tried to find some pictures to attach.  Not photos, nothing of a pornographic nature.  I just wanted some simple black-and-white line drawings, like I remember from the health book back in high school.  No luck.  Even with safe-search turned on, everything I found was too detailed or graphic for this purpose.  Sorry, folks, words only here.

That aside...  Has anyone else wondered if the "tea baggers" know that "tea bagging" is when a male stripper bangs his scrotum up against the forehead of a patron?  The term was coined by John Watters in the 1990's for his movie "Pecker."

April 23, 2010

Is your book or CD on Amazon?

Attention all Poet's Haven contributors!  Do you have a book or CD published and is it available on Amazon?  If so, please contact me and let me know!

I'm looking for books and CDs by authors and artists that we have published both on PoetsHaven.com and in the podcast.  I would like to add more items to the rotating Amazon ads appearing on the site, and have been considering a regular or semi-regular "Vertigo Picks" type thing posted here.  (Remember how the old Poet's Haven Newsletter e-mails had staff entertainment picks at the end of the message?  Ahhh, the good ol' days...)  While the "Vertigo Picks" thing might occasionally be something not on Amazon, I would like to try to keep it focused on things that we can get commission on.  (Hey, those commissions are what pays to keep the site up!)

Thanks!

Whoops... Forgot to post... Episode 34 online!

I just came here to post something else, and noticed that I forgot to post that podcast episode 34 was online!  It features poetry from Cavana Faithwalker and Allisun Hovater and music from Ramona Stone.  Go! Listen! Enjoy! :-)

April 6, 2010

Two new podcasts, now online!

Two new episodes of the Saturday Night With The Poet's Haven podcast have gone online!

Episode 32 features the poetry of Tangina Stone, Debbie Goings, Crutch, The Dude, and Marlana-Patrice, with music by Ramona Stone.

Episode 33 features poetry from Tangina Stone and Cavana Faithwalker with a poetry/music hybrid piece from AURAL Heather.

Stay tuned, more episodes are on the way!

April 3, 2010

Random Observations

Random Observations

Wearing compression stocking with shorts, I probably look like a dork.  But wearing shorts in our first 80+ day felt great. (Or did it hit 90?  It was 88 when I drove through downtown, and that was after 5:00.)

I had been working on a little blurb about "you know its spring when the poets read without shoes."  I even had a picture from last month's Deep Cleveland of a poet reading barefoot.  Walking around Canton's First Friday tonight, after the poetry show was done, I realized that you also know it is spring when drunk gals are wandering from bar to bar in skirts so short you can see what color panties they are wearing.  I suppose I should just be glad they were wearing panties at all.

It is sad that I've become the cranky old geezer complaining about chicks wearing skimpy clothes.

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When I was a kid, I'd go with my mom to the Flower Factory for art supplies.  The place was awesome.  They had a whole room filled with nothing but painting supplies.  A whole isle filled with brushes, every size and shape of canvas one could want, and five or six isles full of paint.  They had thousands of bottles lined up, just of t-shirt paint.  I could go there and pick out specific SHADES that I wanted.  I never had to mix paints to make a color, I could just paint right from the bottle.  (Before anyone asks, I would use tracing paper to copy splash-page images from comic books, then crayon on the other side of the tracing paper to make a temporary transfer, iron the image to a shirt, and then paint it.  I was pretty good at it, even eventually modifying images into original poses and designing backs and name logos myself.)  I've recently found myself in need of some art supplies and sign-making items.  Not having a Flower Factory membership, I first went to Pat Catan's and Michael's.  Walking through isles of paints and drawing supplies and sketchbooks and the like, I really miss being in an artist studio, drawing and painting.  That aside, not finding what I needed at multiple locations, I decided to try to get in to the Flower Factory.  Turns out, they'll give anyone a membership now.  (You used to have to have a vendors license, which I did have at one point but didn't renew when I realized I didn't need one for the type of business I'm running.)  Unfortunately, the Flower Factory I remember from when I was a child no longer exists.  The store I found myself in looked like Dollar General meets a Michael's that's going out of business.  Their entire paint selection was half of one isle, and wasn't even 20% of what the smallest Pat Catan's I visited had in stock.  They also didn't have the display sign items I needed, but what they did have in that department made even Office Max's paltry selection look extensive.  Another memory of youth, down the drain.

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On a forum question-and-answer thing, I saw the question "What is a normal allowance for a 10-year-old?"  Replies were in the $15 to $20 range.  When the hell did this happen?  Has inflation gone up that much that a ten-year-old needs twenty bucks a week?  When I was that age, I got a dollar a week.  When my little sisters were that age, they got a dollar a week.  When comic books went up to $1.25 each, I still only got a dollar a week.  Hell, as a teenager, I only got paid $12 for mowing the yard, and we had a whole acre!  Being generous, and using that same "cost of a comic book" guide, a kid's allowance should be no more than $5 a week.  Most comic books cost $3.99 each, so that'll leave room for the next round of inflation.  Not that kids can ride to the corner store and buy comics any more...

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I think I have a thing for eyes.  Look at all the fliers I've designed over the past year.  Notice a frequent trend?  I tend to go for photos that highlight the featured poets' eyes.  Even the pic of Tabitha Katt on the ad logo highlights her eyes.  I don't know why this is, I just like it when the poets are staring out at you.  Perhaps something about the eyes, like a poet's work on the page, being a window to the soul.  Then again, my definition of "soul" varies pretty drastically from what a religious or spiritual person will tell you.

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I got asked tonight, "Do you know of any other shows where I can read poetry?"  Oh, yes.  Do I!

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People need to start posting shows on neopoets.org.  It isn't my personal calendar, people.  Share, share, share!

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My stack of poetry books near the computer has reached above eye level.  Methinks I need to get these things on a shelf.

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I think I need to do more posts like this.  I come up with random crap I wanna say all the time, but the most I can ever manage to do with it is a Facebook status update.  I need to start collecting these thoughts for blog use.

That's all for now...

April 2, 2010

Tonight! First Friday in Canton!

Tonight!  Come check out the First Friday festival in downtown Canton, OH!  I'll be emceeing the poetry open-mic and slam at the Second April Art Gallerie.  The slam has CASH PRIZES for the winners!  $50 for first place, $30 and $20 for second and third places!  7:30 PM, don't miss it!

And coming in May, Arts in Stark and The Poet's Haven present Canton's First Friday Poetry Spectacular!  The show's start time will be moved a half-hour earlier, to 7:00 PM, allowing us to include a featured poet.  Our first featured poet will be Vince Robinson!  A huge thank you to BRsq.org for sponsoring this show!

March 21, 2010

THANK YOU

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who came to Angel Falls last night and made this our most successful show yet!  Standing room only, not only during Laraine's feature and T.M. and Zach's set, but well into the open-mic part of the evening. :-D

March 15, 2010

New poetry & story...

Just a note:  I spent some time today working through the submission queue.  One new story and 45 new poems have been added to the galleries.  There's more for me to get through, but my mind is starting to turn into marmalade.  Not the best way to review poems and stories, so the rest will have to wait for another night.

March 9, 2010

New Podcasts! April's Show Details!

After a few days of me chaotically bouncing around, trying to get too many things done at once, your patience is now rewarded. ;-)

Two new podcast episodes are available for your listening pleasure!  Episode 30 features poetry from Jason Floyd Williams, Dave Meyer, Amanda DiDonna, and Dianne Borsenik.  Episode 31 features poetry from Parker Amsel, Terry Provost, The Fidget, Steven B. Smith, and Jill Riga.  Both episodes feature music from Ramona Stone.  If you're reading this on my blog, you can download the episodes from the column on the right.  If you're reading this on Facebook, you can stream the episodes off my profile page.  You can also subscribe to the podcast through iTunes at (http://itunes.PoetsHaven.com).  Please, if you use iTunes, do subscribe!  The more subscribers we have, the higher ranked the podcast gets, and eventually they'll take notice and feature the podcast in the iTunes store.

Also, here's the flier for April's show.  I still have to get the event listing page updated on the site, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow.  April's show will be at the Root CafĂ© in Lakewood, Ohio, and we will be featuring competitive slam poet Suspicious and Cleveland poetry legend Vladimir Swirynsky!