Okay, personal blog entry here. I know I don't do many of these. So much of my life is tied up with Poet's Haven related stuff, that the promo posts pretty much sum up what I've got going on. But when I have a weekend night that isn't tied up with open-mic stuff or website work (and you'll soon be seeing a promo post about why I can say website work is tying up a chunk of my time right now), I try to go out and have fun. Whether this is seeing a band play somewhere, going to a movie, or just hanging out in a club with a DJ spinning dance music, I like to go do something.
This past Saturday, I went to a dance-party-slash-boat-ride on the Goodtime III. (This was after spending Saturday afternoon zipping around Cleveland distributing fliers for the August 23 open-mic.) The boat has three levels. The lower level had a band playing. They were okay, pretty good when they covered blues tunes but not so hot when they covered 70's and 80's disco dance music. The top level was just for hanging out. The middle level was a dance club. The DJ was okay, though I was slightly annoyed when he started repeating songs during a short 2-hour trip. Okay, Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" twice I could see, its still a hot dance song, but playing Rick Springfield's "Jesse's Girl" three times? Anyways...
Now let me tell you about the Cleveland Shuffle...
About half-way through the trip, the DJ spun the Cleveland Shuffle. (Or would it be clicked, in this day and age of using a laptop with MP3s instead of vinyl or CDs?) Every time I'm somewhere, be it club or concert, if the Cleveland Shuffle comes on, there will be a fight. EVERY TIME!
My new-year's eve, I got to experience mace. I went to a club with a hard-rock/metal band playing. After the ball-drop, the band took a break and the club's DJ started spinning tunes from the likes of Snoop Dogg and the aforementioned Timberlake. Not quite the music that the crowd that was there for the rock band was expecting, but nobody complained. Hell, there was even a few hot chicks dancing on the bar. Then the DJ turned on the Cleveland Shuffle. Two minutes into it, the fight broke out. Some drunk dude said something stupid to another drunk dude, and fists started flying. One of the guys got shoved into the bar, knocking one of the hot chicks down, smacking her face as she fell. These guys were right in front of the entrance. The club security reacted quickly, spraying them both with mace and kicking them out of the bar, and I imagine into the custody of the police who were sitting in the parking lot most of the night. Problem was, there was now a cloud of mace filling the bar, and I was trapped on the other side of it. I finally pulled my shirt up over my face and darted through, out to the smoker's patio for the fresh air (that's funny, coming from a staunch NON-smoker). That was my new year's.
Couple months go by, then I'm out with some friends at another bar. There was a DJ playing music for people to dance to, nothing big. The DJ played the Cleveland Shuffle. Five minutes after the end of the song, two drunk women start trying to pull each other's hair out. A bartender and the bouncer at the door quickly separated them and kicked one out, then the other once the first was gone. Hey, it's drunk people on a Saturday night, nothing unusual, but still, it was right after the Cleveland Shuffle. This is just a goofy dance song where the lyrics are the steps for the dance. You think if people were gonna fight, it would be during something with violent lyrics or something fast and heavy.
So there I am Saturday night and the DJ spins/clicks the Cleveland Shuffle. My eyes go wide, and I have to get as far away from the dance floor as possible. Nothing happens. Hey, okay, it's all good, right?
An hour later, the party's over and everyone's getting off the boat. And that's where the fight was starting. From what I could see, it looked like two drunk women starting it, and then their boyfriends getting involved too. Cleveland police were there, and separated the two groups, friends of the people fighting also helped keep them separated, and then a bunch of guys from the boat's staff came out and assisted the police. Drunk people on a Saturday night, whaddya expect? One side got driven off by their DD, the other side got put in a cab and sent on their way.
This is the third time I've witnessed a fight start somewhere this year, and all three times it's been somewhere where they played the Cleveland Shuffle. So here's what I'm calling for: All clubs and bars in north-east Ohio (or at least the ones I visit) should put a moratorium on playing the Cleveland Shuffle! Despite the innocent nature of the song, it must have some sort of subliminal messages, if every time I hear it I then get to witness violence.
And now it's Monday, time to start another lousy work week... Ugh... G'nite all.
--VX
July 27, 2008
July 13, 2008
What Y'all Missed!
You know, not everything that goes on at a live Poet's Haven open-mic event gets to go in the podcast...
Last night's open-mic included an amazing reading by T.M. Göttl, an amazing performance by Mike and Abe of Split Pea/ce, and amazing readings by La Princesse de L'amour, Elizabeth Hendricks, and Mello (a poet featured in episode four, except I fucked up his name; I'll post about that soon enough). But that wasn't all. We were also treated to a surprise concert by John Anderson! In addition to some of his original songs, he also performed several covers/reinterpretations. It was a spectacular performance that, sadly, won't all be in the podcast! You had to have been there!
And you also missed out on me DeeJaying before and after the poetry! (Well, after was only until the slick DJ VEL arrived and took over.)
A huge THANK YOU to all last night's performers and to Amanda and Ninja Joe for being the street team, handing out fliers at the Lake Anna Arts Festival.
Our next open-mic events will be August 23 at the Phoenix Café in South Euclid, OH, and September 6 at Scribbles Café in Kent, OH. I'm also working on booking an event in Cleveland on September 20, as well as more open-mics in October, November and December.
As for the podcast, I'm taking a couple days to catch up on some house-work. My randomly scattered work areas are all being collected together into one nice office area. No more running between three rooms to go between my primary system, audio system, and hardware workbench. I'll start putting the next episode together Tuesday or Wednesday, and should still have it ready for downloading by the end of next weekend. (Okay, I may also be slightly delayed by the new Batman movie, and I'd like to maybe go to the regular monthly poetry night at Lake Anna After Dark on Saturday...)
Y'all'll be hearing from me soon!
--VX
Last night's open-mic included an amazing reading by T.M. Göttl, an amazing performance by Mike and Abe of Split Pea/ce, and amazing readings by La Princesse de L'amour, Elizabeth Hendricks, and Mello (a poet featured in episode four, except I fucked up his name; I'll post about that soon enough). But that wasn't all. We were also treated to a surprise concert by John Anderson! In addition to some of his original songs, he also performed several covers/reinterpretations. It was a spectacular performance that, sadly, won't all be in the podcast! You had to have been there!
And you also missed out on me DeeJaying before and after the poetry! (Well, after was only until the slick DJ VEL arrived and took over.)
A huge THANK YOU to all last night's performers and to Amanda and Ninja Joe for being the street team, handing out fliers at the Lake Anna Arts Festival.
Our next open-mic events will be August 23 at the Phoenix Café in South Euclid, OH, and September 6 at Scribbles Café in Kent, OH. I'm also working on booking an event in Cleveland on September 20, as well as more open-mics in October, November and December.
As for the podcast, I'm taking a couple days to catch up on some house-work. My randomly scattered work areas are all being collected together into one nice office area. No more running between three rooms to go between my primary system, audio system, and hardware workbench. I'll start putting the next episode together Tuesday or Wednesday, and should still have it ready for downloading by the end of next weekend. (Okay, I may also be slightly delayed by the new Batman movie, and I'd like to maybe go to the regular monthly poetry night at Lake Anna After Dark on Saturday...)
Y'all'll be hearing from me soon!
--VX
July 9, 2008
SCENE MAGAZINE!!! (And Please Note Corrections...)
Hey, everybody!!! (Or at least everybody in north-east Ohio...)
Make sure you pick up this week's issue of Scene Magazine. The Poet's Haven gets plugged on page 15!!!
NOW TO CORRECT EVERYTHING THEY GOT WRONG:
The Poet's Haven is not doing monthly open-mics at Lake Anna After Dark. Our open-mics are traveling all over north-east Ohio. Lake Anna After Dark DOES have a regular monthly open-mic, produced by a woman named Nadelaine. July's regular poetry night at After Dark will be July 19. The Poet's Haven will be back at Lake Anna After Dark for another one of our recorded open-mics in October or November. I may also be promoting some other events at this club. Nadelaine can be contacted on MySpace at:
http://www.myspace.com/nadelaine_poetrynite
The DRESS CODE for July 12's open-mic is a venue restriction. No plain t-shirts or hoodies, no ball caps, and no sagging jeans. The reasons for this dress code are two-fold. One, the place is a high-class joint. This is NOT a dive-bar, this is one of the classiest night clubs I've ever visited. Two, yes, apparently the new way gangs identify themselves is by what color plain t-shirt they are wearing. While the Lake Anna district of Barberton is definitely not gang territory, nearby Akron has seen a recent resurgence of gang activity. As a preemptive measure, the venue instituted the dress code. This is something I have no issues with, as polo golf shirts are easy enough to change into. It is included on the flier so that everyone can be aware before making the trip to B-town. (I do not want to hear that poets could not enter the club because they were wearing a plain black tee.)
MATURE THEMES AND ADULT LANGUAGE WILL BE ACCEPTABLE AT THIS EVENT!!! Anyone who is at all familiar with this website knows I have no problem publishing work that contains words like "fuck," "shit," etc. Language at our ALL AGES open-mics must be kept within PG-13 boundaries, because the audience is not limited to adults. Our April 4th open-mic had a 3-year-old in the audience. The all-ages shows are safe to bring your kids to if you cannot get a babysitter or if they enjoy seeing mom or dad perform on stage. The July 12 event is 21-AND-OVER. This is because the event is taking place in a bar, a place that serves alcohol. Because the audience will be adults-only, there will be no restriction on language or content, within reason. The content must pass the same guidelines found on this site for text submissions. Nothing more. Racism will get you bounced. Being vulgar just to be vulgar will get your poem cut out of the podcast and might result in you being asked to leave the stage. Using R-rated words? Not a problem.
The WEBSITE ADDRESS should have been just www.PoetsHaven.com, but at least I found out about the strange way they listed it soon enough to verify that it would load okay. So you came right to the forum and not to the home page? Shouldn't be a problem, the links to navigate the site can be found on the left side of the screen.
Also, the phone number they printed is for the night club. DO NOT call that number to contact The Poet's Haven. (My number can be found by clicking Contact Publisher.)
UPCOMING POET'S HAVEN OPEN-MIC EVENTS:
July 12 @ 7:00 PM - Lake Anna After Dark in Barberton, OH (21+) Featuring T.M. Göttl and Split Peace
August 23 @ 8:00 PM - Phoenix Coffee Company in South Euclid, OH (east of Cleveland) (ALL-AGES)
September 6 @ 8:00 PM - Scribbles Coffee Co. in Kent, OH (ALL-AGES) Featuring Dakota Kincer and TBA
September 20 - TBA (Cleveland) (TBA)
Mid-October - TBA (ALL-AGES)
October 31 - TBA (TBA) - Halloween Poetry Bash
November 1 - TBA (TBA) - Halloween Poetry Bash
Mid-November - TBA (TBA)
December - TBA (ALL-AGES)
The Halloween Poetry Bash will be Friday and Saturday nights, one at an ALL-AGES venue, the other at a 21+ venue. Poets should come in costume, and these open-mics may be released online as a video or videos in addition to the normal audio podcast.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Vertigo Xi'an Xavier
publisher, The Poet's Haven
http://www.PoetsHaven.com
Make sure you pick up this week's issue of Scene Magazine. The Poet's Haven gets plugged on page 15!!!
NOW TO CORRECT EVERYTHING THEY GOT WRONG:
The Poet's Haven is not doing monthly open-mics at Lake Anna After Dark. Our open-mics are traveling all over north-east Ohio. Lake Anna After Dark DOES have a regular monthly open-mic, produced by a woman named Nadelaine. July's regular poetry night at After Dark will be July 19. The Poet's Haven will be back at Lake Anna After Dark for another one of our recorded open-mics in October or November. I may also be promoting some other events at this club. Nadelaine can be contacted on MySpace at:
http://www.myspace.com/nadelaine_poetrynite
The DRESS CODE for July 12's open-mic is a venue restriction. No plain t-shirts or hoodies, no ball caps, and no sagging jeans. The reasons for this dress code are two-fold. One, the place is a high-class joint. This is NOT a dive-bar, this is one of the classiest night clubs I've ever visited. Two, yes, apparently the new way gangs identify themselves is by what color plain t-shirt they are wearing. While the Lake Anna district of Barberton is definitely not gang territory, nearby Akron has seen a recent resurgence of gang activity. As a preemptive measure, the venue instituted the dress code. This is something I have no issues with, as polo golf shirts are easy enough to change into. It is included on the flier so that everyone can be aware before making the trip to B-town. (I do not want to hear that poets could not enter the club because they were wearing a plain black tee.)
MATURE THEMES AND ADULT LANGUAGE WILL BE ACCEPTABLE AT THIS EVENT!!! Anyone who is at all familiar with this website knows I have no problem publishing work that contains words like "fuck," "shit," etc. Language at our ALL AGES open-mics must be kept within PG-13 boundaries, because the audience is not limited to adults. Our April 4th open-mic had a 3-year-old in the audience. The all-ages shows are safe to bring your kids to if you cannot get a babysitter or if they enjoy seeing mom or dad perform on stage. The July 12 event is 21-AND-OVER. This is because the event is taking place in a bar, a place that serves alcohol. Because the audience will be adults-only, there will be no restriction on language or content, within reason. The content must pass the same guidelines found on this site for text submissions. Nothing more. Racism will get you bounced. Being vulgar just to be vulgar will get your poem cut out of the podcast and might result in you being asked to leave the stage. Using R-rated words? Not a problem.
The WEBSITE ADDRESS should have been just www.PoetsHaven.com, but at least I found out about the strange way they listed it soon enough to verify that it would load okay. So you came right to the forum and not to the home page? Shouldn't be a problem, the links to navigate the site can be found on the left side of the screen.
Also, the phone number they printed is for the night club. DO NOT call that number to contact The Poet's Haven. (My number can be found by clicking Contact Publisher.)
UPCOMING POET'S HAVEN OPEN-MIC EVENTS:
July 12 @ 7:00 PM - Lake Anna After Dark in Barberton, OH (21+) Featuring T.M. Göttl and Split Peace
August 23 @ 8:00 PM - Phoenix Coffee Company in South Euclid, OH (east of Cleveland) (ALL-AGES)
September 6 @ 8:00 PM - Scribbles Coffee Co. in Kent, OH (ALL-AGES) Featuring Dakota Kincer and TBA
September 20 - TBA (Cleveland) (TBA)
Mid-October - TBA (ALL-AGES)
October 31 - TBA (TBA) - Halloween Poetry Bash
November 1 - TBA (TBA) - Halloween Poetry Bash
Mid-November - TBA (TBA)
December - TBA (ALL-AGES)
The Halloween Poetry Bash will be Friday and Saturday nights, one at an ALL-AGES venue, the other at a 21+ venue. Poets should come in costume, and these open-mics may be released online as a video or videos in addition to the normal audio podcast.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Vertigo Xi'an Xavier
publisher, The Poet's Haven
http://www.PoetsHaven.com
July 5, 2008
Attention Poets!

Poets! If you are not able to make it to a live Poet's Haven open-mic event (maybe you live in California or New York, and Ohio's just too far to go at $4 a gallon) you can still read for the Saturday Night With The Poet's Haven podcast. Just call 1-888-811-0041, introduce yourself, and read your work just like you would at an open-mic. Its even toll-free (to help with that painful $4 a gallon).
June 28, 2008
It is 4:00 AM, do you know where your podcast is?
Okay, the podcast is complete and assembled. I could probably write ten pages listing everything that delayed completion (some good things, like booking another open-mic, details announced soon) (some bad things, which I won't go into for fear of actually writing those ten pages).
I will have the files uploaded and the feeds updated tomorrow (Sunday). I've been jumping between two computers since 10 AM and can barely keep my eyes focused.
This episode contains poetry from the June 21st open-mic at Muggswigz. Dakota Kincer is the guest musician. One phone/e-mail submission from Michael Lee Johnson was able to be included. Those of you waiting for your phone submissions to get into a podcast, please be patient. With the expanding number of open-mics we're doing, there will be plenty more podcasts coming in the weeks and months ahead.
BTW, you do all know about the podcast phone line, right? Toll-free, records your poetry reading and sends it to me so I can put it in the podcast or even play it at an open-mic if I need to schedule a break... If you're too far away to attend one of the open-mics, you can call 1-888-811-0041 to read for the podcast. If enough phone submissions come in, I'll even put together a podcast with all phoned-in poetry. :-)
Okay, I need my 6 hours sleep so I can start updating XML and compressing audio...
--Vertigo / out
I will have the files uploaded and the feeds updated tomorrow (Sunday). I've been jumping between two computers since 10 AM and can barely keep my eyes focused.
This episode contains poetry from the June 21st open-mic at Muggswigz. Dakota Kincer is the guest musician. One phone/e-mail submission from Michael Lee Johnson was able to be included. Those of you waiting for your phone submissions to get into a podcast, please be patient. With the expanding number of open-mics we're doing, there will be plenty more podcasts coming in the weeks and months ahead.
BTW, you do all know about the podcast phone line, right? Toll-free, records your poetry reading and sends it to me so I can put it in the podcast or even play it at an open-mic if I need to schedule a break... If you're too far away to attend one of the open-mics, you can call 1-888-811-0041 to read for the podcast. If enough phone submissions come in, I'll even put together a podcast with all phoned-in poetry. :-)
Okay, I need my 6 hours sleep so I can start updating XML and compressing audio...
--Vertigo / out
April 23, 2008
CAPTCHA Issues
Several people have reported issues with the CAPTCHA image when submitting poetry or registering for the forum. My observation was that several numbers look suspiciously like letters in the displayed images. As such I have changed the font to something easier on the eyes. If anyone continues to experience issues with the wrong characters displaying or characters displaying that look too much like other letters or numbers, please let me know.
--VX
--VX
April 16, 2008
Poetry Gallery 6 Now Open :-D
We are now officially over 5,000 pages of poetry. New poetry will be filling the Poetry 6 gallery. :-D
April 14, 2008
Rant Time...
Just a quick rant, then I'll be on my way... This isn't directed at any one person, but rather at, well, several people.
SPELL CHECK YOUR BLOODY POEM SUBMISSIONS!!!
I don't mind having to make the occasional typo fix or having to correct some text coding. I can handle that. My problem is when every second or third line has a word spelled completely wrong, or the wrong version of a word used (their/there), or pure nonsense where I can't even GUESS what the line is supposed to say. I don't care if you're the next Edgar Allan Poe, Emily Dickinson, Charles Bukowski, or Maya Angelou. If you can't be bothered to check your spelling before submitting work, I can't be bothered to do anything other than click "delete."
Okay, rant over... I now return you blog readers to your normally scheduled shameless self-promotion.
SPELL CHECK YOUR BLOODY POEM SUBMISSIONS!!!
I don't mind having to make the occasional typo fix or having to correct some text coding. I can handle that. My problem is when every second or third line has a word spelled completely wrong, or the wrong version of a word used (their/there), or pure nonsense where I can't even GUESS what the line is supposed to say. I don't care if you're the next Edgar Allan Poe, Emily Dickinson, Charles Bukowski, or Maya Angelou. If you can't be bothered to check your spelling before submitting work, I can't be bothered to do anything other than click "delete."
Okay, rant over... I now return you blog readers to your normally scheduled shameless self-promotion.
April 5, 2008
Open-Mic Turnout :-)
Turnout for last night's open-mic event was spectacular! The café was so crowded that there were people sitting on the floor. Enough poetry was recorded for at least two podcast episodes, which I am now working on putting together. The next podcast will go online some time this coming week, with another to follow the week of the 14th. Stay tuned for more details.
We still need musicians or bands to perform on the upcoming podcast episodes!!! Contact me if you're interested.
We still need musicians or bands to perform on the upcoming podcast episodes!!! Contact me if you're interested.
March 27, 2008
Podcast Submissions Via Telephone
Can't make it to The Poet's Haven open-mic event on Friday, April 4th? Still want a chance to have your poetry featured in an upcoming episode of the Saturday Night With The Poet's Haven podcast?
PHONE IT IN!
Stop worrying about getting your computer's microphone to work right with the free recording software you downloaded. Just pick up your telephone and call the podcast submission line!
1-888-811-0041
PHONE IT IN!
Stop worrying about getting your computer's microphone to work right with the free recording software you downloaded. Just pick up your telephone and call the podcast submission line!
1-888-811-0041
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